Hugh Sandeman
Conservative Councillor for Bell Hill ward, Petersfield

Personal rant time now: ...perhaps a certain drinker in a certain local pub would like to familiarise themselves with the following question from the UK Government citizenship test:

Question 8
Life in the UK explains what to do if you spill someone's pint in the pub (we're not making this up). What, according to the book, usually happens next?

A: You would offer to buy the person another pint

B: You would offer to dry their wet shirt with your own

C: You may need to prepare for a fight in the car park

You too can see how British / Un-British you are by taking a copy of the test HERE at the BBC news website.